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Blitzkrieg - 4Cartman looked at the rest of his tribe. "Well, guys, we're going to have to assign jobs now. Let's see... there's guarding, hunting, and building. Who wants to be a guard?"
"OOH! ME ME PICK ME!!!" Courtney's hand shot straight into the air, and she squirmed around excitedly.
"Okay, fine, God. Ok, Courtney, you're one guard. And the other guard will be..." the brunette looked around. "Damien."
"Fine," Damien sighed. "As long as Courtney and I don't have to guard at the same time."
"We can take one hour shifts of guarding," Courtney suggested. "I'll guard Pip for an hour while you guard the r Blitzkrieg - 4
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Blitzkrieg - 3About a half hour later, Courtney and Chy went back to their base. "Okay, sir, we asked everyone except for Caitlin, Kyle, Butters, and Pip!" Chy jokingly nazi saluted Cartman.
"Good." Cartman looked up from the bundle of sticks on the ground. "So do any of you know how to make a fire?"
"Um..." Everybody in Cartman's tribe was quiet.
"We could use Pip as a hostage," Courtney suggested out of nowhere.
Cartman sighed. "Courtney, what good would that do us?" he asked.
Courtney shrugged. "Maybe he knows how to make a fire. Or maybe Butters does... or maybe Kyle does... or Caitlin... Blitzkrieg - 3
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Blitzkrieg - 2Cartman turned around and faced his group, hands still behind his back. "Well, first of all, we're going to have to recruit more members. But remember - no Kyle, Caitlin, Pip, or Butters. If you have to bribe someone - do it. But if they still refuse, then forget them. I'm guessing Stan's not going to join, if we won't let his butt buddy join. We don't need Stan anyway. Now go."
Courtney, Kenny, and Chy slowly got up, walking toward the beach. Courtney looked at her best friend. "We can work together... Kenny, you go by yourself."
"Why?" Kenny asked.
"Well, Kenny, you're... er... how do I put this. Well, Blitzkrieg - 2
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Blitzkrieg - 1"Hello?" Poke. "Hello, Courtney? Wake up!" Nudge.
Courtney could feel the boy's pokes, but she didn't feel like opening her eyes. She could hear the ocean, and she had a bad feeling as to where she was. "What."
"Wake up!"
"I AM awake, Stan. Where are we?"
Stan ran a hand through his hair. Next to him were his brown jacket, red poofball hat, and red gloves. "Um, we're on some beach…"
"What happened?"
"The boat crashed, and we all swam to shore. Except for you, you were unconscious. I swam here with you on my back," a blonde girl said.
Courtney final Blitzkrieg - 1
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Journal Entry: Thu Nov 26, 2009, 11:35 PM

people are assholes
i hate people
people should die

C:

(not all ppl btw.)

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me: why are boys so stupid :C
alice: Because they have willys, I mean seriously girls are so much smarter, because we don't have willies.

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